except for the fact that i had to change my age to submit them! any comments?
I got no job, no car, no girlfriend, no friends, no life, all i do is sit around all day and play video games, eat junk food, jack off, and listen to heavy metal and i'm pretty proud to be a slacker...
Age 29, Male
Slacker
Dropout
Hell
Joined on 10/14/08
Posted by supermofo - February 1st, 2010
me and my friend have come up with over 10 different codenames for grand theft auto 4 because my friends mom is an over religious hobag that causes a gigantic menstrual flood anytime my friend talks about a r-rated movie or an m-rated video game: so we have come down to only 3 codenames
"dwarftown"
"rat salad"
"flying purple hobo"
which one do all of you think is the best suitable for this situation?
Posted by supermofo - January 30th, 2010
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