employee: welcome to WAL-MART, how may i help you sir.

customer: yes, i would like two bags of crack, 10 AK-47's, 30 AR-15's, and 50 RPG-7's

employee: how many beer bottles sir?

customer: 170 please!

employee: would you like some pot with that!

customer: wha... wha... WTF! of course i would like some pot you stupid cunt! goddmammit!

employee: sir, please stop! you're scaring away all of the negros!!!!!!!!!!!

negro #1: yo, i'm outta heyah dawg, fuck this shit, its trippin!

negro #2: yeah bitches! peace out my n***as!

negro #3: yeah, my biatches, you all can go fudge yourselves you treehugging rapscallions! you all stink! heheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!

negro leader: goddammit bill!!!!! you trippin bitch!

employee: dammit! you fucking icehead !!!!!!

customer: wait wait... AHHHH!
(BAM BAM)

the end