this story will be about a lazy ass stoner named gabe that lives in a back alley and works at the local burgerfuck and trouble will ensue in almost every strip.

first 3 strip ideas

strip 1: gabe's friend "drugger" finds out he works at burgerfuck and takes advantage of him by using the drive-thru to sell drugs, meanwhile, dave the snitch finds out about the problem and trouble ensues with the cops.

strip 2: gabe and drugger have to either go to jail or pretend to be chicks and audition to "slutbags ahoy" for the cops amusement, meanwhile, the mafia hears about drugger's run in with the cops and will threaten to kill him if he doesn't get the stuff back.

strip 3: after a shootout victory against the mafia by pure luck, the don asks gabe and drugger to work for him or be killed, then the duo realize they are in a deep pile of shit. meanwhile gabes corrupt brother fagho gets critically wounded and thinks he is safe, until he finds out the people who critically wounded him killed all of the real doctors and are pretending to be doctors, which leads to... well the rest is for your sick imagination!