you see a giant werewolf coming towards you! do you...

poop in your pants(this should be easy since 15 minutes after it kills you, it will happen anyway)
let it have its way with you(be sure to use protection!)
go jackie chan on its ass(be sure you know how or you will just end up on the 6 o clock news)
slip it the tongue ( it will probably puke and run off)
maybe if you reply, you will get a special prize ( a skullfucking from a leprachaun)