i once got beat up by a retard but then i got him back by jumping him with my friends! i know! i am horrible!

this is freaky!

what do you think is the best gun? it has to be one of these guns!
Pistol
Revolver
Rifle
Sniper Rifle
Crossbow
Shotgun
Assault Rifle
Submachine Gun
Flamethrower
Bazooka
pick your favorite and why you think it is, if you have the same answer as me and the best reason why, i will mail to you $50, no joke, and if you guess why i like that gun if you are right, i will also mail to you as a bonus, a $25 gift card to gamestop, after your response, please post your mailing info so i can mail it to you! good luck!

ever hate those stupid hunting games that make no sense or are boring, or do you get hurt emotionally when you see those motherfucking rednecks kill deer, well just click on the link and those two problems will be solved!click on it! it is a game where deer hunt humans

it is a game i am making that i hope i can release to newgrounds! it is an action/adventure game!
here are some of the cool features:
over 200 weapons
12 huge dungeons including the treasure filled dungeon zero
over 150 different cool items
over 10000 sidequests
a cool combat and magic system
auto targeting
64-player multiplayer mode
16-player co-op
unlockable duel mode, beginner mode, quests two and three, and sidequest pack to add 5000 more sidequests
antigrav mode
9 alternate storylines
voice commanding system
strategical planning to always win huge battles
freeplay mode
20 alternate characters
incredible stealth system to make you unseen
20 different types of armor
enhanced human senses to make you an unstoppable killing machine

look at them in order from 8 to 10 and try to put in a response and tell me what you think, oh and P.S.: lol, look at the picture and please look and respond to posts 8, 9, and 10, oh, and on post 9, don't try to open the link, it won't work, i'm going to try and fix that problem!

go on youtube and search "granny firing a machine gun"

it came out a decade ago and there are rarely any copies left to find online, these are the usual price ranges for each game
DA1:$1-$10
DA2:same as DA1
DA3:$10-$30
DA4:this is suprising since it is an old game, $50-$80
BA(Bass Avenger):$10-$20

IT CAME OUT TEN YEARS AGO, IT ISN'T NEW AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the image is the DA1 main menu

look at my post before this if you want to see what i am talking about, try to respond

it is called deer avenger and it is a parody game where there is a deer that hunts humans,the coolest thing about the series is you get automatic weapons and even rocket launchers! These are all of the games in the series WARNING:if you do not like old games or you are a very serious gamer, do not play this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! but I love it... so does max3467(a user on newgrounds and my best friend), you can ask him! it is an awesome game! and if you do not like it, you have no sense of humor!

Deer Avenger release date:1998
Deer Avenger 2:Deer in the city release date:1999
Deer Avenger 3D release date:2000
Deer Avenger 4:the rednecks strike back release date:2001
Bass Avenger:release date:2000 : a spin off made by the same people who made deer avenger, instead of reverse hunting, it is reverse fishing! this is a download for deer avenger 1

How deer avenger 1 works:first it will show a cutscene showing the deer popping out of a trophy on the wall and grabbing a gun and then shooting it at the screen, you are then taking to the main hunt which shows new hunt, trophies, credits(which are frigging hilarious), and exit, when you click on
new hunt, you will be asked to enter your name, then you will be asked to select a weapon, Slingshot,M16 Rifle, or the Bazooka, then you will be asked to select a hunting area, Conneticut,Minnesota, or West Virginia, then you will be shown a overhead view of the hunting area and you can move around by clicking where to go and you are an icon of the deer moving around the map and you have to find recent hunter activity, (beer cans, nudie mags, yellow snow, etc.) then you are taken to a 360 degree panoramic view of the area, you can do many different functions, the icons at the bottom of the screen are "fart"(it hurts the hunters and can lure them towards you if they are far away),"calls" (lures the hunters out so you can shoot them), "aim" (to aim your gun at the hunters if they are in your line of sight)"compass" (shows what direction you are going in) and "binoculars" (to get a close look at the hunters and if you are near trees, you can look close and see a different funny thing happening in each of the three hunting areas. The hunters don't fight back, they only run back into the woods, even though thay have guns when they appear, after you kill a hunter, it will show a funny cutscene of his death, (Slingshot and M16 Rifle only) with the Bazooka the same thing happens to all of them. Once that is over with, you will be taken to your trophy wall and it will show the hunter you killed and how many times you killed them and if you click on their head, the deer will say something funny, (you can kill each hunter about 100 times, try this with the slingshot only(no M16 Rifle or Bazooka) and then you will automatically go to the credits and you will unlock a fourth hunting area(Georgia), the ability to move foward, and a bag full of items that you can use on the hunters to make them come towards you, oh and they start to shoot back. Here are some cheats for the game,
Hunters automatically appear: Shift+fart button
Bullet Time:Shift+B+T
Happy hunting!

P.S.: i am going to tell you how to play the download, first of all, you must have winace archiver to play this! first download it and it will appear as a text document, so then right clicck on the text document and click "extract to" and then pick "desktop" to put it on your desktop and it will show it as a folder icon saying deer avenger, click on it and then click on the deer icon and enjoy!